Tarzan

Category: Joke Board

Post 1 by vh (This site is so "educational") on Friday, 28-Feb-2014 11:32:51

When Tarzan met Jane for the first time

Tarzan: Me Tarzan
Jane: Me Jane
Jane: You sex?
Tarzan: Hole in Tree?
Jane: No

Jane proceeds to get undressed and lies down.

Jane: (pointing) Put it in here.
Tarzan: OK

Tarzan stands there looking at Jane for a little bit, then hauls off and kicks her in the crotch as hard as he can.

Jane grabs herself and rolls around in pain

Jane angrily asks: What do that for!!!
Tarzan: Check for squirrels.

Post 2 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Friday, 28-Feb-2014 20:08:28

OMG! Funny.

Post 3 by forereel (Just posting.) on Friday, 28-Feb-2014 20:33:40

Damn! hahahaha. Didn't expect that.

Post 4 by blbobby (Ooo you're gona like this!) on Sunday, 02-Mar-2014 16:49:09

haha!

Heard one like it, I'll try to tell it.

One day an indian was looking around with sex on his mind. He spied a tree with a hole in it and said, "um good."

Sometime later this indian went to a whore house and said "me want woman."
The madam introduced him to a girl and they went to her room.
She got undressed and said, "come on big fella!"
He grabbed a broom standing in the corner and started poking her with it.
She said, "what are you doing?"
He responded, "me checkum for bees."

Bob

Post 5 by forereel (Just posting.) on Sunday, 02-Mar-2014 18:51:38

Smile.